The skinny on weight

My weight-- there are soooo many issues to start from

1. okay so first Pakiland [Karachi] Best Place to lose weight - you become a skinny black undereye monster in two months even if you eat everywhere (even at steak places - YUM)
   
2. I lose weight I become uglyy - I become the cow eye monster- like cmon look at Nichole Richie she was so pretty now she just resemble mr.burns.
3. 5'11" I should atleast have some margin to gain weight - oh wait- I already have crossed that
4. Quiting = gaining weight
5. Good food makes you gain weight
6. FIne i guess I'll HAVEEE to start GYM - this time actually break my last time record to go to gym more than a month and not quit...AGGHHH so impossibleee
7. Or I could just take sasha for a walk - eee cutieee
8. Also stop eating icecream and kabaab rolls- damn Mississauga for having so much yummy paki food here!
9. Why cant reading or laughing make you lose weight- I wouldve been a twig by now :D
10. My strategy THINK skinny be skinny =D
    
11. I'm bored - must go eat somethingg..